Impress your Guests! Wayzgoose Balderdash | Open Book: Toronto.
Everyone in the publishing industry deserves a good party once in a while, in appreciation of a job well done and for fighting the good fight. As it turns out, the tradition of fêting a printer’s staff with an annual celebration (usually at the end of August, when typesetters would have to start working by candlelight) goes back a long way — to the very origins of the word “wayzgoose.”
A Wayz-what? True, it’s not a word you hear every day, though a game of Wayzgoose Balderdash can bring spice to any party. A sampling of possible definitions in a recent Balderdash blitz (provided by randomly selected members of my family located across the country) includes:
- Wayzgoose (noun, culinary): A meal prepared from food harvested from the stomachs of harvested migratory animals.
- Wayzgoose (adjective, slang): Of, having to do with, appropriate to, or relating to the seasons changing from summer to autumn. “Dude it is like totally wayzgoose out, I think we will need to use the the heater in the vw bus on our way to the surf.”
- Wayzgoose (verb): the act of sneaking up on a rival political party and stealing supporters from the rear. In Northern Alberta this is referred to as Moozegoosing.
- Wayzgoose (adjective): a marching step used by soldiers in Wayznia
- Wayzgoose (noun): A berry found in the Amazon originally used for decorative body paint. Its rich color and dark seeds saturate the skin for days, even after being washed by the rain.
- Wayzgoose (noun): A lazy goose who halts its migration south at the half-way point
- Wayzgoose (noun): indigestion brought on by an excessive intake of fowl. Symptoms include strong flatulence accompanied by “honking” sounds.
- Wayzgoose (acronym): Wear a yellow zipper going out on Saturday evening.
The authentic Wayzgoose, of course, is held annually on the last Saturday of April at theGrimsby Public Art Gallery and brings together the finest members of the international print arts community. Participants include letterpress printers, printmakers, paper makers and hand bookbinders. Though it was a modest event when it first launched in 1979, Wayzgoose now welcomes between 2,000-2,500 visitors every year. People of all ages come to enjoy demonstrations and displays of paper making, calligraphy and book binding.
via Open Book Toronto!



